tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1568534182252984517.post1537078908460977701..comments2024-03-19T04:32:17.289-07:00Comments on Through gradually tightening avenues I felt the ecstasy of something nameless: Today's Birthdays & Events, February 24thTzadikhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08157741254551349834noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1568534182252984517.post-47794327290505678372016-04-08T13:02:07.485-07:002016-04-08T13:02:07.485-07:00!!!!Tzadikhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08157741254551349834noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1568534182252984517.post-23762313593115828352016-03-29T23:30:09.149-07:002016-03-29T23:30:09.149-07:00Scraps yes I think it's time to call the autho...Scraps yes I think it's time to call the authorities! Have the men in blue come open your jars! <br /><br />Scraps: Hello, police? I'm desperate for help, in a tight situation here.<br />Copper: What seems to be the problem?<br />Scraps: It's my jelly! My jelly is jammed!<br />Copper: Well what's the problem then? Jam is just as good as jelly, I say..<br />Scraps: Please officer, this is all just too jarring for me!!<br />Copper: Ok relax relax already, I'm on my way!<br /><br />5 minutes later, Scraps calls the station:<br /><br />Scraps: Yes, dispatcher...please tell officer hungadunga to forget it, I do not need help after all.<br />Dispatcher: Sir, are you sure you are ok now?<br /><br />Scraps: Yes. My jelly's jammed it's true, but I kinda like it that way. <br /><br />Dispatcher: Well good for you, sir! Jamming your jelly keeps things preserved!<br /><br /><br />:-P :-P :-P<br /><br />:D :D :D :D<br /> <br />Tzadikhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08157741254551349834noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1568534182252984517.post-16856335098048452792016-02-25T08:28:23.240-08:002016-02-25T08:28:23.240-08:00Now, really! I only have one working hand, and it...Now, really! I only have one working hand, and it's a bitch to get jars open. Never thought of police action, though. Now I'm wondering: could fireman get jars open even better?<br />Scrapshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17482867072396893124noreply@blogger.com